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13 Cheeses Everyone Should Know | Serious Eats

Cheddar cheese made in this traditional fashion are dry and crumbly in texture, with a deep, tangy, nutty flavor. A far cry from the smooth mild American-style cheddars you might find on top of a burger.

Call me a pretentious git (and I’m sure many people have), but I’m not even sure I recognise American-style “cheddar” as real cheddar. And that orange colour? What the hell?